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Julie.

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Julie.

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Julie.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God. Oh, God.

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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

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I'll call you again.

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I'll call you again.

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I don't know. I don't know anybody. He
only moved in a fortnight ago.

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Is it the five stars at the front or the
back? Do you know? No idea.

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Back, I think.

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First boom came from the back.

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That would be the team. Your mum's been
taken to Whittington. Shock, mainly.

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They'll probably keep her in.

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Thanks. Any ideas what happened tonight?

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No.

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My mum was babysitting.

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I was out at the park.

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I've had pictures.

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You say you thought the front was on
fire before the back caught light?

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Yeah. But some of the neighbours reckon
that the back went up first.

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I don't know.

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Can we do that tomorrow, mate? I need to
get the kids sorted, really. They're

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staying here for the time being.

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Well, look at them. They're wrecked.

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Get your face wet.

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You're in my bed, Charlie.

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I'm on here.

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Share with your mum.

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You can't do that. It's your house.

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It's my house, and I say where I'm
kipping, and I'm kipping here.

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Go on, Charlie, hop in. I've changed the
sheets.

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I've got to change your clothes for
morning, sleeping bag.

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So we're sorted, aren't we?

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I told the coppers that I heard the
explosion from your bedroom.

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And when I got outside, I saw you
pulling up with your mate, Clown 2.

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Right. Which is bollocks.

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Because I saw the parier creeping
through the garden just before the fire

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off.

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I saw you shoot off through the
playground just before the first

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So tell them what you want, but you
better say something similar or you're

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deep shit, aren't you?

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The kids weren't meant to be in the
house.

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You nearly killed them, you stupid
bitch. They were meant to be at my mum's

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house. Well, you could have checked.

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What did you talk to your own house for?

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Insurance? No!

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Yeah.

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I've forgotten your name.

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You never asked. I've been here a
fortnight.

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It's Jim.

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Jim, I swear, I'd never do anything to
harm my kids.

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They were sleeping at my mum's house.
Jessica got stomach cramps, so she

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them home.

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We were being evicted by my ex.

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He wanted us out by the end of the
month.

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I spent five years doing that house up.
We were going to walk away with nothing.

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I'm working double shift tomorrow.

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Alarm code 0090.

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Yale key snags a bit.

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If you can't find what you want, just
root through the boxes.

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Make sure the kids are all right.

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We do a course every couple of years,
yeah. Give us a ping -pong against it.

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You want another little quick one?

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No,

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she was just... I just got her out.

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Can you try not smiling, Charlie?

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Great. Only like that.

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Just

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say

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the word, Bonnie!

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Do it, Kilroy.

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I find myself shrugging off the fittest,
most attractive blots with the most

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enormous slonkers.

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Might I be a lesbian?

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Call our 0999 number. Now, give us your
thoughts. Straight, leather, smooth like

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a munch.

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Well, no -one tells me out, do they?

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Your mum all right?

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A bit shocked.

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She'll be fine.

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Look, I didn't ask.

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People volunteered, whipped round and...
Matt, I don't want to whip round.

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Really, I don't.

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We'll be fine, we're just... Well, the
insurance have given us a contingency

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payment for essentials. Look, I don't
want... Yvonne, you've lost everything.

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People just want to help and we can't go
giving it back, can we?

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Not for essentials.

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Cheer yourself up, cheer the kids up,
yeah?

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He's not going to say anything.

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How do you know?

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Because you'd have done it already.

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You don't even know him.

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I knew, I knew this was going to go bad.

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He said, there, that was a really nice
house.

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And you asked him, but he didn't show
any.

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And that's a woman with three kids
looking for somewhere to live. You're

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I'm mental for getting involved.

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Every time anybody asks me about it, I
go bright red.

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Well, don't.

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Julie. The only people who know about
this are you and your woman. Right now,

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he's the least of my worries.

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Charming. Well, look at you. And look at
you.

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You're not even sorry.

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How can I tell my kids sorry if it was
meant to be a bloody accident?

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You couldn't be sorry to me.

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You knew what you were getting involved
with, Julie.

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Here we go. Fall down the open, Demi
McGee.

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What happened to you? Took the time to
dress?

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I had to go home.

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You left your coat.

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You left your bag.

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I thought you both copped, but there
weren't any members.

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Thank God.

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I had a fire pack.

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Jesus.

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That Yvonne.

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I thought they meant Yvonne Gleeson.

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I said, no offence, but I don't want to
chuck into a whip round for that drunken

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old boo.

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Fancy a drink?

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When? Back on at four, finish at seven,
home for a shower.

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That's you fancy a shower.

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You're not coming to the party tonight?

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It's going to be a laugh. It's not going
to be a laugh. It's going to be this

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lot from here, all dressed up like
pillars.

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Beer twice the price it normally is and
everybody desperate to have a good time

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because they paid eight and a half quid
for the ticket.

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Oh, you'll be a scream to have around.

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I always go to the party after.

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Come on, Debbie.

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All your instincts are saying smile
back. Say yes.

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They're not, you know.

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Bye.

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Give us a call.

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Strudel. Yeah?

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Potato strudel.

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Charlie!

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Don't get your sandwich. Charlie, turn
it down!

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We've all stopped working!

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You've got this!

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Coming up to 20... Hello?

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I'm ringing about the flat.

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Well, it says two bedrooms. Can you tell
me what size the second bedroom is?

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Thank you.

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Hiya. Hiya.

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Sorry, I, uh, left me watching the
thing.

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Washer works.

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Boiler works.

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No monoxide dodging it like you get in
film.

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Shower's a bit flaky.

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Fix that.

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Bath's A1.

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Wiring, very good.

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Very good.

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Damp? Never. Too high up.

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And what do we eat? With the furniture.

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Tell you what.

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Telly's meant to be 580 a week. I can
waive that if you're interested.

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I tell you what, up your arse, pal. What
did I say? You should be ashamed of

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yourself. That is disgusting.

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What's wrong with it? You're cheating.

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Do you have bedrooms?

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This is one bedroom split three ways.

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You've advertised this is fit for a
family.

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Do you know, I've wasted my dinner break
on five miles of petrol coming out

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here. You wouldn't root bloody dogs in a
skip like that.

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You're talking about you.

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We live downstairs. This is better than
ours.

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Oh, come on. I thought you were shaping
up. It's like watching Tango.

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Useless.

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Sue,

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Yvonne. Oh, that Yvonne.

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Hiya. Maria, Kev reckons your place
might be going up for rent.

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Yeah, I'm moving to Sheffield for a
while.

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Picked your window with a view of the
prison.

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I'm hoping it's going to be short -term.
Nine months at the most.

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I did have takers, but they just pulled
out.

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It's a nice place. Three bedrooms, and
I'm only asking seven cents. That sounds

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great for me. I'm not after making any
money on it. I just want someone in that

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will look after it, really.

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Oh, well, Yvonne's perfect.

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You just burn her place down.

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It's not funny, Kev. It was a joke.

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Jesus, you want steroids a lot.

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Come round tomorrow.

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Any time after six.

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Little blither.

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Well, I didn't tidy up this morning.

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Did you?

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Because you're tidied up.

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We only slept when I was going to go up
tonight.

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It's done now.

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I thought you didn't finish all of that.

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You used all my hours up. Right.

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Well, I'm just going to cook some tea if
that's OK.

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You want some?

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I'm out. I'm seeing a mate.

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OK.

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Listen, Jim, we're going to be out from
under your feet. Bathroom's booked for

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20 minutes.

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What's going on?

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Michael.

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Well, that's convenient. Next door.

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No.

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You're staying next door.

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No. I asked you to piss off.

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A week later, the bloody house goes up.
What, you think we burnt your house down

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because you asked us to leave?

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I'm not saying we anything.

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I'm saying you.

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Police know it were an accident.

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The insurance know it were an accident.
And who gets the contents payout? You.

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Well, who paid the contents premiums?
Me.

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I can see you, Carol.

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She's thin as a rake and that's five
months pregnant.

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If anybody's after your poxy money, it's
her.

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You've got ten grand, Alice.

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Half them contents were mine. Up your
arse, Michael.

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Out.

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I don't need protection from him.

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Sling it up, pal. Hey, you're shagging
your way up the block, Avon. On your

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bike. To touch my bloody arse. Well,
you're lucky to be alive, Michael,

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you? Throwing your own kids out on the
street.

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Is that what she told you?

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They're not my kids, mate.

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Guy there belonged to six foot under.

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Topped incense.

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Cuss him out.

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Come on. Come on. Yeah? Try that again.

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Go. Come on. Go.

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Is he your mate?

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Well, he shouldn't really talk to people
like that, should he?

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All right?

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Jim, I'm really sorry.

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We're looking at a new place tomorrow
and I swear to God we'll be out from

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your feet.

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Don't worry about it. The place goes to
waste when I'm not here, so it's no

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big... How come you got lumbered with
Rocky?

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Three kids, nowhere to live.

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Fairly straightforward, really.

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His suggestion.

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First husband's dead.

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I've only had one.

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How?

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Don't matter.

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I'd be keeping the bills in my name and
you'd have to make a standing order to

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me. I'm not being funny, I just have to
be sure they're being paid.

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Oh, I've never not paid anybody.

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Well, assuming you're happy. Oh, no,
this is brilliant.

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I mean... Oh, it's brilliant.

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And you won't show it to anybody else?

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No, no.

254
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,280
Are you too happy with that?

255
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,350
Yes. That's great.

256
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,020
Where are you going, Sheffield?

257
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,770
Adele?

258
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,340
That's none of your business.

259
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,530
Oh, the only thing I'll be taking is the
beds.

260
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:15,670
You need beds.

261
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,150
Hello?

262
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,020
I'm getting one.

263
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:30,360
Casa? He has got legs.

264
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:40,879
My message to the people who have got
cockerels over there... Sorry, I can't

265
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:44,490
to the phone. Please leave a message
after the tone and I'll call you back.

266
00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:48,469
Lies. Wendy said you were down the ball
last night, miserable as sin. She

267
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,729
reckons you need cheering up. So I
thought I'd just let you know I've just

268
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:55,049
two Scathoff flights back to back with
no knickers on. Well, not they haven't

269
00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:58,849
got any, but Wendy bought us all this
edible underwear back from Sydney and

270
00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:02,669
just eaten a strawberry low -cut bra and
a cappuccino g -string in the time it

271
00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:05,020
took the first passenger to finish a
lamb stew.

272
00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:07,420
Charlie, you shouldn't be listening to
that.

273
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:53,760
but she's not sure she wants Caroline
there. And then Caroline rang saying,

274
00:24:53,761 --> 00:24:57,359
you're great, it's about the party, but
she'd rather spend the night with you.

275
00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,910
Anyway, the rest of it's written down
because I don't want to repeat it.

276
00:25:00,911 --> 00:25:03,959
I left the answering machine on. Well, I
couldn't find the volume, so I turned

277
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,579
it off.

278
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:06,140
Have you talked to any of these?

279
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,290
Edible knickers.

280
00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:08,499
Who did you say you were?

281
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,399
I told her I was a refugee from a house
far next door and that I don't really

282
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,799
know you and I don't really live here.
What did she say?

283
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,990
How old are you? I said I was 14. She
put the phone down. There you go.

284
00:25:24,299 --> 00:25:27,360
Enjoy the party.

285
00:26:31,419 --> 00:26:32,859
What are you doing at dinner?

286
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,820
You get a mortgage cheaper than rent.

287
00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,320
When Neil died, we had debts.

288
00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:47,230
They repossessed the house. My name went
on the blacklist.

289
00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:50,910
Give me one.

290
00:26:50,911 --> 00:26:56,759
Well, if you need somewhere big enough
and you can only afford half that size,

291
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,920
and I'm sick to death of living at my
mum's, and I'm thinking, why not?

292
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,660
We could move in together.

293
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:12,580
Well, look, that's... It's really nice
of you, Julie, but I'm sorted.

294
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,210
Where?

295
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,120
Carefully to your sister -in -law, Sue.

296
00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:19,390
Diet food woman.

297
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:22,220
Oh. Well, thanks for telling me.

298
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,420
Look, no offence, Julie.

299
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:29,300
I just can't afford to rely on other
people anymore.

300
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,570
messages on the pad for you.

301
00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:01,460
Hiya.

302
00:28:01,670 --> 00:28:05,530
Leave my stuff. Forget it. Don't let the
laundry out. At least I can do it.

303
00:28:05,531 --> 00:28:06,709
You're not taking money.

304
00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:08,890
Take advantage of it whilst you can.

305
00:28:10,610 --> 00:28:11,730
Do you tell Adele?

306
00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:15,989
I've got a baseline on the age of me
women and it's not 14, so she can stop

307
00:28:15,990 --> 00:28:17,550
looking so bloody threatening.

308
00:28:17,551 --> 00:28:24,469
She went in the bathroom cabinet for a
plaster and found a packet of condoms

309
00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:28,770
she said, she said, well, at least he's
not spreading anything.

310
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:36,640
Cheeky sod.

311
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,090
How old was he?

312
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,240
28. No, when he died.

313
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,520
28 weeks following.

314
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:47,890
Of what?

315
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,360
Overdose. Drugs?

316
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,690
Paracetamol.

317
00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:55,640
Oh, nobody ever really explained it to
me.

318
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,720
It's manic depressive.

319
00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:59,190
Up, down.

320
00:28:59,191 --> 00:29:02,719
Me old mum's quite blind. It was normal
before he met me, but his dad's a bit

321
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,770
more on it.

322
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,480
What about Rocky next door?

323
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,260
We kind of knew each other from school.

324
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,240
And he liked the kids.

325
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,560
Not their level, spent money on them.

326
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:18,159
Oh, 18 months, and I was really happy
again, which felt like a miracle, to be

327
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,210
honest.

328
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:26,019
Then, er... One Sunday, I, um... I have
a bit of a word with his mum about

329
00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:28,190
giving the kids too many sweets. No big
deal.

330
00:29:28,191 --> 00:29:32,539
But that night, I'm waking up, and he's
trying to give me a good hiding.

331
00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:33,740
He told me out of the blue.

332
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:34,990
Never done it before.

333
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,370
And I'm going, oh, sod, this is only my
side. So I worked him back.

334
00:29:39,371 --> 00:29:40,559
Good on you.

335
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,460
Only once have I splintered his nose.

336
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,000
Oh, he was sparking out.

337
00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:49,540
The morning after, his nose was like
this. He can't face me.

338
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,680
He went to work that day and never came
back.

339
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,240
Stopped all the direct debits.

340
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,220
Had the phone cut off.

341
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:04,030
Never spoke to me again till he phoned
to tell me he'd got somebody pregnant.

342
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,320
Which I... I bet she's not.

343
00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:10,390
Just wanted the house back.

344
00:30:14,030 --> 00:30:15,080
And how old are you?

345
00:30:15,950 --> 00:30:17,610
32. You're a liar.

346
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,600
No, I am. I'm 32.

347
00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:32,010
I took 43. Does you some favours, eh?

348
00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:35,430
Did you open them? No, it says on the
back.

349
00:30:35,650 --> 00:30:37,210
They were not open till the 12th.

350
00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:38,570
And they look like cards.

351
00:31:08,590 --> 00:31:09,640
Sorry.

352
00:31:10,630 --> 00:31:12,070
I'm only a swan, sir.

353
00:31:13,130 --> 00:31:14,180
I don't apologise.

354
00:31:16,730 --> 00:31:18,170
Whenever you're here for me.

355
00:31:18,430 --> 00:31:20,170
You definitely know how I practise.

356
00:31:24,260 --> 00:31:25,380
Jeff. What?

357
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,900
Can I just say something?

358
00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:29,790
Yeah.

359
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,920
Will you be quick and get this wallpaper
off?

360
00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:34,800
It's given us all headaches.

361
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,980
Don't dawdle. You'll just about make it.

362
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,380
Off you go. Be good.

363
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:53,870
Try.

364
00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:57,770
I saw you coming out of his room.

365
00:31:57,771 --> 00:32:01,509
I was just taking him a cup of tea. I
know, and you went in there without

366
00:32:01,510 --> 00:32:02,560
knocking.

367
00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:08,050
And you went in there without knocking.

368
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,120
Go through the window.

369
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,850
He did what?

370
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,000
He did what I asked him to.

371
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,820
I got drunk and I asked him, all right.
You must be bloody desperate.

372
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,960
Well, that was the whole point, Julie.

373
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,740
And how do you feel about it now?

374
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,900
I, uh... Well, that's about it.

375
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:00,720
You're looking a bit rough this morning.

376
00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:02,950
You said so as well, didn't you? I said
pale.

377
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,370
Oh, all right, I said rough, but I
wouldn't have repeated it.

378
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,700
Sorry. Who's playing?

379
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,510
I'm watching.

380
00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:12,090
Okay, you can book copies for £20.

381
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,650
Here we go.

382
00:34:40,909 --> 00:34:42,050
Oh, my God.

383
00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:20,699
Not in other people's cars or don'ts.
And what have I told you? Don't get

384
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:23,650
milkshake. You're always spilling. It's
going to stink now.

385
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,220
You don't forget so much.

386
00:35:25,221 --> 00:35:29,059
Well, he's not exactly an
environmentalist, are you? Every time he

387
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,380
we lose the rain for it. Hey!

388
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:34,630
Yeah, well, we're leaving on Saturday.
So how much do your other guests do?

389
00:35:38,620 --> 00:35:39,670
Oh!

390
00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:40,920
One more. Come on.

391
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,490
Come on, Charlie boy.

392
00:35:46,890 --> 00:35:48,090
Where'd that come from?

393
00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:52,460
Hiya. Hiya.

394
00:35:54,090 --> 00:35:55,140
Hi.

395
00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:57,360
Oh.

396
00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:01,790
Where'd all this come from?

397
00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:03,770
We did after with Virgin Airways.

398
00:36:05,050 --> 00:36:10,170
I've just bought all the sales. Come on,
Charlie boy.

399
00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:12,400
No.

400
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,830
No. No, Jack.

401
00:36:15,831 --> 00:36:17,359
Come on!

402
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,410
No chance!

403
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,210
Ah!

404
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,640
Three quid? Where's these? Two?

405
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,640
50p a shot! 50p a goal?

406
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,850
No, you said 50p a shot! Where'd Johnny
get that shirt from?

407
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:32,060
Asda. They both hit. You are a shark!
How old are you?

408
00:36:51,181 --> 00:36:52,849
Got a drink on?

409
00:36:52,850 --> 00:36:54,780
No, I'll just do this and get off to
bed.

410
00:36:55,070 --> 00:36:56,570
Quick, one before you vanish?

411
00:36:56,571 --> 00:36:58,229
Honestly, I don't post anything.

412
00:36:58,230 --> 00:36:59,069
Go on.

413
00:36:59,070 --> 00:37:00,570
I really want to say something.

414
00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:08,990
Going to make a fool of myself now?

415
00:37:08,991 --> 00:37:12,369
We're getting on all right, aren't we?

416
00:37:12,370 --> 00:37:15,500
Jim, I know what's coming next and I
don't want to hear it. What?

417
00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:17,410
I'll be ashamed to spoil everything.

418
00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:18,480
I don't want you to go.

419
00:37:20,069 --> 00:37:22,659
You're not getting in anybody's way
here, are you?

420
00:37:22,790 --> 00:37:23,840
All of us.

421
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,000
Here with you.

422
00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:26,300
Why not?

423
00:37:26,590 --> 00:37:27,730
We've had sex twice.

424
00:37:27,731 --> 00:37:31,109
I'm not talking about the sex, but
listen, get me on the subject, and you

425
00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:32,670
definitely not out of practice.

426
00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:36,070
We fit together, Yvonne.

427
00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:42,330
I like you being around, Yvonne.

428
00:37:42,610 --> 00:37:45,620
I'm not saying it's perfect for you, but
it's not bad, is it?

429
00:37:47,790 --> 00:37:48,870
What's wrong with me?

430
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,350
It takes somebody a lot more qualified
than either of us to sort you out.

431
00:37:53,351 --> 00:37:56,779
You're a 35 -year -old bachelor with
more birds than a battery farm.

432
00:37:56,780 --> 00:37:58,539
I'm not saying I want you to go on the
lift.

433
00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:01,559
I'm talking about you and me and, you
know, the kids are fitting in like

434
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,299
always lived here, which they have.

435
00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:06,259
You can do who you like, what you like,
when you like, and you want to blow all

436
00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,820
that to put a roof over our heads.

437
00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:09,260
What do you get out of it?

438
00:38:09,261 --> 00:38:10,459
You. No.

439
00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:11,510
You get a family.

440
00:38:11,511 --> 00:38:15,039
You'd swap all that for a family. I'm
saying I've thought about all that and

441
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,530
it's not a problem. Yeah, well, I'm
saying you must be wrong in the head.

442
00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:22,190
Go on, ring five of your mates and ask
them how normal you sound.

443
00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:24,020
Woman, three kids, settling down.

444
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,460
I'd send a bleeding ambulance for you.

445
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,740
I don't know how I do it.

446
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:34,299
I must have that kind of faith. I can't
look at a bloke without him chucking out

447
00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:35,159
at me.

448
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,859
Well, no, not just blokes. I had a girl
at work offering me a house and a

449
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:39,000
mortgage the other day.

450
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:42,920
Do I look like I need that much help?
Because I don't.

451
00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:47,679
And if you're that desperate for a
family to be in charge of, Jim, go out

452
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,730
get your own.

453
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,760
I also thank you. Yes.

454
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,520
Bye, Jim.

455
00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:19,830
Thanks.

456
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,310
That dandruff.

457
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,070
Ha, ha.

458
00:39:58,100 --> 00:39:59,150
Good luck, you bun.

459
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,380
Oh, I've just got mine.

460
00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:03,400
I hope Sheffield goes OK, though.

461
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:09,699
Right. You go make the bed, though. Me
and Charlie will go get some fish and

462
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,520
chips. Ooh, health food. Great.

463
00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:13,720
Will you quit moaning?

464
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,210
Julie? Julie?

465
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,620
Are you up for one tonight?

466
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,720
I'm aerobic until half nine. Give it a
miss.

467
00:41:45,721 --> 00:41:47,199
I miss last week.

468
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,819
Well, you don't look like you've lost
any weight to me.

469
00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:50,870
Thanks, Frida.

470
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,760
It's not for weight. It's for fitness.

471
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:54,110
Well, run for pub.

472
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,180
Check her out. She needs a drink.

473
00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:58,920
Come on. Talk and work.

474
00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:01,600
If you can't do both, do the one pays
the rent.

475
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,650
I know what I've heard, and that's fine,
Julie.

476
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,080
I don't care what you're into.

477
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,190
What I don't want is to stop being
friends because of him.

478
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,610
You're not friends.

479
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:05,390
I'm just somebody you dragged down, and
it suits you.

480
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:06,740
I never dragged you behind.

481
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:11,719
I was the only one daft enough to help
you. You're the only person I trusted

482
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:12,770
enough to have.

483
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,690
Because I knew you wouldn't let me down
as a friend.

484
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,620
I'd do the same for you any day.

485
00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:22,290
Don't your mum's house do it?

486
00:43:24,690 --> 00:43:27,470
You silly cow.

487
00:43:29,290 --> 00:43:30,610
Why did you sleep with him?

488
00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:35,049
I slept with him because I saw him with
a semi -uncus in the landing that

489
00:43:35,050 --> 00:43:36,100
morning.

490
00:43:37,390 --> 00:43:40,770
You want me to stop telling you stuff
like that now, say so? I'm not.

491
00:43:41,110 --> 00:43:42,430
Right, well, shut up, then.

492
00:44:28,140 --> 00:44:29,190
This is ready.

493
00:44:29,191 --> 00:44:30,519
Oh,

494
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:37,980
hiya.

495
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,440
Hey, first visitor.

496
00:44:39,441 --> 00:44:40,499
Oh, great.

497
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:43,210
I'm doing that right. Come in, I'm just
doing some food.

498
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,260
I've been asked to babysit.

499
00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:47,910
For who?

500
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,330
For you.

501
00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:50,830
What?

502
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:55,470
Here you go.

503
00:44:57,161 --> 00:45:03,029
I don't think I've got a fair earring.
How do you find Julie?

504
00:45:03,030 --> 00:45:04,080
Tense.

505
00:45:08,130 --> 00:45:09,370
Left it down the settee.

506
00:45:24,450 --> 00:45:28,530
Every single thing you've said about me
is based on somebody else's smell.

507
00:45:28,531 --> 00:45:32,269
Well, if you've got snags, you've got
snags, Jim. Yeah, I've got snags, but

508
00:45:32,270 --> 00:45:33,770
the ones you're accusing me of.

509
00:45:33,910 --> 00:45:36,200
Yvonne chalks up a few bad experiences
so bad.

510
00:45:36,490 --> 00:45:37,890
Men do this, men do that.

511
00:45:37,891 --> 00:45:41,789
And all that looks only diving to a
relationship because they want a family

512
00:45:41,790 --> 00:45:44,970
bond. I said the men I get, the men I
attract.

513
00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:48,620
You attracted me. I know I'm not like
that, so you must be wrong about

514
00:45:50,930 --> 00:45:52,810
OK, kid, when did I say I like kids?

515
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:56,889
Have I got them? No. Did I want them?
No. So why try pandering to mine? I

516
00:45:56,890 --> 00:46:00,810
wasn't. I was making him feel welcome,
but he deserved a break. What, you?

517
00:46:00,811 --> 00:46:01,729
A break.

518
00:46:01,730 --> 00:46:05,040
You? Something good in the life. You?
What's wrong with me? Jesus!

519
00:46:05,041 --> 00:46:10,049
A few days with you, you know, I've
never had trouble with women. A week

520
00:46:10,050 --> 00:46:11,670
you, I'm Boris Bleeding Karloff.

521
00:46:14,030 --> 00:46:15,230
OK, OK.

522
00:46:16,110 --> 00:46:17,610
Charlotte, eight -year -old.

523
00:46:17,611 --> 00:46:20,009
What's good about being round an eight?

524
00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:21,549
Playing soccer and having to lose.

525
00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:23,030
Skid marks on the toilet seat.

526
00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:24,510
I'd rather keep a dog.

527
00:46:26,270 --> 00:46:27,320
Jessica, 12.

528
00:46:27,321 --> 00:46:31,709
Opposite her, Charlie. No dialogue, no
personality.

529
00:46:31,710 --> 00:46:33,109
Just starting periods, fine.

530
00:46:33,110 --> 00:46:37,150
Complicated history, fine. But that's
when you can see her face. Because,

531
00:46:37,151 --> 00:46:39,849
listen, somebody should tell her before
it's too late. Either she straightens

532
00:46:39,850 --> 00:46:41,590
her chest or she punctures her lung.

533
00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,210
Then, Adele.

534
00:46:44,650 --> 00:46:46,350
The fantastic Adele.

535
00:46:46,351 --> 00:46:49,309
If you haven't got a point, you'd best
shut your mouth, Jim. You said this

536
00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:53,789
yourself. 14 going on 40, whose knuckles
are cracking every time I open my mouth

537
00:46:53,790 --> 00:46:54,349
to speak.

538
00:46:54,350 --> 00:46:55,899
Never mind, I've saved their life.

539
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:59,159
Never mind I opened my house up to you.
Never mind I let her put her hair

540
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:04,919
mousse, bath thingy, nail varnish, face
cream, multicoloured stationery through

541
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,500
on my shopping bill. Jim's got a sex
life, so he must be a perv. Day bloody

542
00:47:08,501 --> 00:47:12,279
she's had a paedophile radar going beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep. Notched up at

543
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,330
ten. Ten plus.

544
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,720
I dare take a leak in my own house.

545
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,580
I don't mean, you know.

546
00:47:17,581 --> 00:47:20,919
Make -up or no make -up, she walks round
with her face like a clapped arse most

547
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,159
of the time. Which you're entitled to do
if you've been through a string of

548
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,170
blokes who've all let you down badly.
But she hasn't. You have.

549
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,100
And you encourage her. And you
shouldn't.

550
00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:31,840
You should let her be 14.

551
00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:42,700
So, give me one good reason why you
think I want a family.

552
00:47:42,980 --> 00:47:44,740
Yours in particular. I don't.

553
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,570
So you're wrong.

554
00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:52,429
Don't look at me like that. I'm more
surprised than you are.

555
00:47:52,430 --> 00:47:53,480
I just want you.

556
00:48:03,370 --> 00:48:07,750
You hard -faced, arrogant, loud -mouthed
prick. Not in here.

557
00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:09,650
Take it outside. You dick!

558
00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:11,610
Hard -faced prick!

559
00:48:12,950 --> 00:48:14,630
Please take it outside. I'm going!

560
00:48:14,631 --> 00:48:15,909
Sorry, mate.

561
00:48:15,910 --> 00:48:16,960
I'm sorry, mate.

562
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,640
Talks about my kids like that.

563
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:27,380
No nobody like you gives opinions on
my... Because who are you, Jim?

564
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,100
Single bloke with a house and a car.

565
00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:31,620
Got three gifts.

566
00:48:31,621 --> 00:48:35,119
You think that's one up on somebody like
me, don't you? Look, we've called the

567
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,590
police. Good, get off me, because it's
bloody not.

568
00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:42,719
The only reason you're chasing me now,
only reason tonight had to happen is

569
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:45,439
because you probably think I'm the only
woman who's giving you the kiss off.

570
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,490
Get off me!

571
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,400
Because blokes like you...

572
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,740
Can only manage it with birds like her.

573
00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:55,780
Or her. Or her. That's enough. Come on.
I said, get off me or I'll whack you.

574
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,390
Just let me. Don't say anything else.
Just let them.

575
00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:03,440
All right. Here. Now, listen.

576
00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:04,870
That's your boss.

577
00:49:04,871 --> 00:49:08,379
He wants for all the damage. With all
the damage there and your bill as well.

578
00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:11,390
Right. Okay. And everything in the
place. Can I have a receipt?

579
00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:14,020
Keep it. That should do it.

580
00:49:37,370 --> 00:49:39,379
Piss off!

581
00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:41,670
All right, all right, I'm sorry. I take
it back.

582
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,950
The kids are great, they are, they're
great.

583
00:49:43,951 --> 00:49:47,139
I'll stretch here a point to make a
point, but you never let me finish! Oh,

584
00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:48,190
you'll finish, pal.

585
00:49:48,191 --> 00:49:53,439
This way goes back to the restaurant. We
want about a million quid for the

586
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,490
damage.

587
00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:58,150
How come I get all this when you let
Laughing Boy past you?

588
00:49:58,151 --> 00:50:00,679
You'd still be with him if he hadn't
tried boxing.

589
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,790
I don't want to fall in love with your
kids.

590
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,569
I didn't want to get involved with
anybody.

591
00:50:04,570 --> 00:50:05,569
Not yet, anyway.

592
00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:08,280
Tip for you, mate. Don't go into social
work, will you?

593
00:50:09,230 --> 00:50:13,350
If I love you and your kids come with
you, how can that not... If I love you,

594
00:50:13,410 --> 00:50:17,550
how can that... It's a bleeding sight
better than what they've been used to,

595
00:50:17,590 --> 00:50:18,640
isn't it?

596
00:50:18,970 --> 00:50:20,020
No.

597
00:50:22,430 --> 00:50:23,480
No.

598
00:50:24,490 --> 00:50:26,050
Makes me feel like a prostitute.

599
00:50:27,330 --> 00:50:31,120
My kids only get your respect as long as
I stay in your good books. Doing what?

600
00:50:31,950 --> 00:50:34,000
Anything that don't put you in a bad
mood.

601
00:50:34,410 --> 00:50:37,750
Sex, shopping, sorting the bills out.

602
00:50:37,751 --> 00:50:41,989
And when I forget, you go into a shop
and I'm left wondering how long it'll be

603
00:50:41,990 --> 00:50:45,600
before the novelty wears off and we're
all back up the road with our bags.

604
00:50:45,730 --> 00:50:46,780
Again.

605
00:50:48,290 --> 00:50:52,050
I'm not doing it. I knew how to use the
washing machine before you turned up.

606
00:50:53,490 --> 00:50:54,540
That's not the point.

607
00:50:55,630 --> 00:50:56,680
I'll always owe you.

608
00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:00,390
Chuck, is your lighter?

609
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,770
what I do with it, Del.

610
00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:15,630
What do I know?

611
00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:19,150
Yeah.

612
00:51:19,431 --> 00:51:25,099
Well, she gets scared because she knows
I'm nothing, look.

613
00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:28,710
You ever had sex like that? Oh, like
you're getting up to compare it. Have

614
00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:37,000
No. Because I haven't, and I've done a
bit. I'm tired of all that shit.

615
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,630
I want somebody grown up. There's a lot
of them about. Not like you.

616
00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:46,059
I'm not looking anywhere else. I wasn't
looking when you turned up.

617
00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:49,490
And when you did, I definitely wasn't
looking for somebody like you.

618
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,880
These things just happen, which it did.

619
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:55,110
Which is the first.

620
00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:04,830
Well,

621
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:09,780
I'm not moving in with you.

622
00:52:17,550 --> 00:52:18,600
Can we play it by ear?

623
00:52:18,810 --> 00:52:21,750
Not if you're expecting it all to end up
at your house. No.

624
00:52:22,590 --> 00:52:25,360
I shouldn't have said that. I wish I'd
never said it then.

625
00:52:28,550 --> 00:52:29,600
Do you fancy me?

626
00:52:32,410 --> 00:52:33,460
Well, obviously.

627
00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,390
And you like me enough?

628
00:52:37,690 --> 00:52:38,740
Yeah, I like you.

629
00:52:39,210 --> 00:52:40,260
Enough?

630
00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:43,460
Enough of what?

631
00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:45,420
To stay the night.

632
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:47,810
Now and again.

633
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,320
We'll see how it goes.

634
00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:55,960
I'm not booking any appointments.

635
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:08,350
Do you know if your girlfriend is on the
pill?

636
00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:11,520
Jason! You didn't show yourself up, did
you?

637
00:54:11,740 --> 00:54:14,800
I swear I forgot I won't say anything in
work.

638
00:54:15,580 --> 00:54:16,700
Max, why? What?

639
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,300
Mrs Catherine McIntosh.

640
00:54:20,180 --> 00:54:22,120
The dirt, you filthy bitch.

641
00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:24,150
Katie's a boy.

642
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:25,290
He's a little boy.

643
00:54:25,980 --> 00:54:27,030
Not anymore.

644
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,760
She wants that to find out.

645
00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:36,050
Why else pick on someone like Katie?

646
00:54:39,790 --> 00:54:42,010
Watch yourself. It's lethal round here.

647
00:54:42,770 --> 00:54:45,360
You know, I'll believe anything you tell
me, Trudy.

648
00:54:45,361 --> 00:54:46,979
Don't change that, will you?

649
00:54:46,980 --> 00:54:51,530
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